Why Did the Anarchist Cross the Road?
Anarchist deconstruction of lightbulb jokes.
- How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Five. One to screw it in and four to screw up.
- How many George Bushes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Bush: I resent that question. I’ve answered that before, and I think the media are keeping this thing alive. I think the American people are tired of light bulb jokes.
- How many Trotskyists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One to look for someone to screw it in and 25 to chant, “Fight the Darkness.”
- How many pacifists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None, they just start a “coping with darkness” support group
- How many environmentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. We don’t know yet what effect all this artificial light will have on the future of humankind.
- How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- To get to the other side
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